You wander through the ‘Antique Vases’ door and find yourself in a small room. As you might expect, the room is stacked full of very old looking vases.
What’s more surprising, is the source of the smashing sound. There’s a drunk goose in here in a bowler hat and a tie. He’s throwing bottles around and stumbling about, smashing all the vases and burping.

“Woah there friend!” you shout at him. “Be careful! Looks like you’re guilty of smashing up all these expensive old pieces of pottery.”
“I plead goose,” he say with a loud hiccup. “Geese gotta goose, if you know what I’m saying”.
♫ I Plead Goose ♫
Another James Goose banger. It’s short and catchy, like a small and efficient fishing rod.
The drunken goose makes a good case. Smashing up the vases does look pretty fun. Do you want to join in, or leave him to it?