You head inside, and your hobbit or goose nostrils are overwhelmed by a wonderful smell in the air. At the other end of the room, a table has been set-up with a range of pastry delights and overhead a sign sort of reads ‘Georgie Pie.’ The person selling the pies is a goose knight, wielding a massive axe.
You’re not sure if it’s a good idea to buy a pie off stranger in a dungeon, but you peruse the ones on display and they look delicious. Apart from three at the back, which look a bit suspicious…
From somewhere in the recesses of your mind, you hear a song playing:
♫ What’s inside the goose pie? ♫
Caution – this is heavy! I mean, it could be Corrosion of Conformity or something. Really. Turn it up super loud, but pop in your earplugs first and clear all the breakables away so there’s room to mosh before hitting the play button.
“I tell you what,” says the goose knight. “I’ll let you have one for free if you can tell me what is in the pies. Otherwise you have to pay me a gold coin and get no pie.”
What do you answer?