So! You chose Florence. Alright then. Oohkayy then.

I mean you could have chosen Benevolent Winston Peters the hobbit, but you went with Florence instead.

Interesting. Very interesting.

Well. It’s your decision, and as explained on the home page, there’s no turning back now. If you use your browser’s back button or click on the ‘home’ button your character dies and the game is over. So let’s get started.

You are Florence the Goose Wizard, a fledgling mistress of the arcane.

It’s a Saturday morning, so you waddle out of your cottage, feathers ruffled and wand tucked snugly under your wing. With a honk of determination, you set off on the short journey to the exciting sounding Inn of Rules, where your adventures are set to begin.

As you journey forth, the air resonates with the sound of your honks, echoing your readiness to unravel the mysteries that await.