You pick up a vase and throw it on the ground, where it explodes with a satisfying SMASH.
“Honk Yeah!” says the goose. ” That’s the spirit. Let’s smash things together! I’m going to loosen my tie a little, and give these ceramics some real welly.”
With that, you both go on a wild frenzy of smashing. Too much fun!
“Honk yeah!” says the goose again, as he throws a vase at the wall. “Look at us! We’re breaking stuff.”
“Yeah!” you reply. “We’re really smashing up these old antiques.”
Suddenly, there’s a whistle and the door bursts open. In rush three lizardpeople, brandishing swords.
“SSSSStop this at once!” they cry. “We’re the Guardiansss of the Vassses. And we sssssentence you both to death for sssssmashing up all of our precioussss thingssssss.”
You must fight. There are three of them, but because they’re stupid, they decide to fight you one at a time. Remember: If you have a Lonely Talisman, you can choose to banish two of them before battle commences.