Holy Mackerel! You did it! You slayed the evil four headed hydra goose.
As you make the killing blow, something incredible happens. You watch in amazement as the beast begins to transform. Slowly it changes shape, shifting from a hideous goose monster to the unmistakable form of a middle aged punk rock band.
It is, of course Thee Golden Geese. You thought they’d kind of split up. Sort of. But no. Instead, after their final gig supporting LIPS, a terrible curse was placed upon, and they were thrown into this very dungeon. By slaying the hydragoose, you have freed them!
“Thanks,” they all say as one. “How can we ever repay you?”
“How about a song” you suggest, and the band obliges.
♫ You’ve won ♫
A song written especially for you, about this very moment in time.
After they’ve finished singing, the Geese present you with a special prize.
💎 Congrats! You’ve found some loot 💎
An email address
Incredible! Here is a unique email address to send a message to. It’s only revealed to winners of this completely worthwhile game. It is:
iwon@gooseyourownadventure.com
Send a message to that account, and one of the band will personally thank you, as soon as one of them checks that inbox. Which let’s be honest, might be never. It’s the thought that counts.
Once again, thanks for playing. We hope you enjoyed playing it a lot more than we enjoyed creating the game, which ended up taking a lot longer than we anticipated.
Your friends,
Thee Golden Geese.