A couple of hours later, you arrive at the entrance to Honk Hollow, without encountering any bandits at all.
You’re itching to head inside and start exploring. But there’s something hideous in the way.
♫ Donkeyman! ♫
This is an unreleased demo. A melancholy deep cut for the true fans.
“Bug-EEEAW ger-EEAW off-EEAW” the beast brays at you, brandishing a vicious looking donkeyman club, which you can’t see in the picture, because Gazza forgot to draw it in. You realise that reasoning with such a fiend would be a total waste of time. And therefore, you have to battle him.
This is your first fight! How exciting. It will be a good test of your knowledge of the rules of combat. Or if you’re one of “those people” who chose to ignore the rules, it will be a good test of your skill at skipping the next bit of text and just deciding that you won.