Interesting.

Very interesting. Your bold Goose Warrior’s curiosity about when you might actually get to make a decision summons:

THE DEMON OF CURIOSITY

What a funny little fella he is!

“You’re wondering when you actually get to make a decision eh?” he asks, with a voice like a thousand tormented souls screaming in agony. “How curious. I like that. Well, you’ll get to make a decision on the next page. But it’s not a very exciting one. A few pages after that, things get interesting. So stick with it, brave adventurer.”

With that, he disappears in a cloud of sulphur, and you have no choice but to order a pint of The Rules.