You pull the loot potato from your pocket and offer it to the goose goblin. His eyes widen in awe of such treasure.
“Honk a ha hey!” he exclaims. “Is that… a small raw potato?”
“Yes,” you reply to the little wierdo, “yes it is. Why the excitement?”
“Because this is exactly what we need to enhance the Goose Juice, to bring out its full potential and flavour. May I have the potato?”
“Of course,” you reply, handing it over. He snatches if from your hand and gives you a super weird thumbs up – if you look carefully, his thumb and pointy forefinger kind of look like a claw. Then he scuttles off back to the cauldron and throws the loot potato into the swirling brew. As the treasure tuber sinks below the surface of the bubbling liquid, the goose goblins begin their chant once more.
“Honk a Hah Hey! Honk a honk a Hah Ho!”
After several hours and a couple of hundred renditions of Full Goose Rising, the potion is ready. (If you want full realism, you can go back to the previous page and listen to Full Goose Rising 200 times, then hit the potato button option again to return here. But only do this once. Be careful not to be caught in an infinite Full Goose Rising Loot Potato time loop.)
Now that the Goose Juice is finally ready, the goose goblin scoops up a bottle of the potion, and gratefully hands it over to you.
💎 Congrats! You’ve found some loot 💎
A bottle of Enhanced Goose Juice
This potion fully restores your HEALTH. You can drink it at any time, even in combat, but can only use it once. Maybe save it for a boss fight or something.
You pocket the potion and give the goose goblin a nod of thanks.
Now what?
There’s a door at the other end of the room. You can hear banging beyond it, like a marching band practicing or a big leg stomping about or something. Or you can go back the way you came, and head to the lizardy passage.