{"id":1023,"date":"2024-05-21T03:30:49","date_gmt":"2024-05-21T03:30:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/?page_id=1023"},"modified":"2025-05-17T06:24:52","modified_gmt":"2025-05-17T06:24:52","slug":"1023-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/1023-2\/","title":{"rendered":"7 Climb in goose catapult"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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You jump into the catapult seat and pull the lever. You’re flung forward with tremendous force and begin to fly over the slugs below you. <\/h5>\n\n\n\n
Yes, it’s as awesome as it sounds.<\/h5>\n\n\n\n

But! About half way into your flight, a goose unexpectedly pops up from a hidden hatch in the seat below you, and lets out a loud HONK!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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It gives you a fright, and you lurch backwards in the chair. This knocks you off course, and now you’re hurtling towards one of the passageway walls! This could get messy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are you able to right yourself and avoid disaster? You must test your luck<\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Were you lucky, or unlucky? Tell the truth now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I was genuinely lucky<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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I was lucky, but I’m lying about it<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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I was unlucky and why would I lie about that?<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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You jump into the catapult seat and pull the lever. You’re flung forward with tremendous force and begin to fly over the slugs below you. Yes, it’s as awesome as it sounds. But! About half way into your flight, a goose unexpectedly pops up from a hidden hatch in the seat below you, and lets… Read More »7 Climb in goose catapult<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"on","_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1023","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1023","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1023"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1023\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1819,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1023\/revisions\/1819"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}