{"id":1027,"date":"2024-05-21T07:16:47","date_gmt":"2024-05-21T07:16:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/?page_id=1027"},"modified":"2025-05-30T20:22:47","modified_gmt":"2025-05-30T20:22:47","slug":"1027-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/1027-2\/","title":{"rendered":"99"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\">What the what the? As you hurtle towards the wall, your honest lie about the luck test summons a pair of demons.<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<p>Your lies summon:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 style=\"color: red; font-size: 20px;font-family:arial,verdana\">THE DEMON OF TRUTH<\/font><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>But your honesty about lying also summons:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 style=\"color: red; font-size: 20px;font-family:arial,verdana\">THE DEMON OF PARDOXES<\/font><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2513\" height=\"2350\" src=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_3044.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1961\" style=\"width:774px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_3044.jpeg 2513w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_3044-300x281.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_3044-1024x958.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_3044-768x718.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_3044-1536x1436.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_3044-2048x1915.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2513px) 100vw, 2513px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Ah jeez. The demon of paradoxes has a weird nose trumpet growing out of its top lip. Just look at it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The secret goose that popped out of the catapult seat is so startled by the nose trumpet, that it flaps its wings frantically in fright, lifting you away from both the demons and the passageway wall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You land at the other end of the passageway past the slugs, and sneak away from the demons while they&#8217;re arguing about who gets to eat your soul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button is-style-primary\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/1050-2\/\">Continue on<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What the what the? As you hurtle towards the wall, your honest lie about the luck test summons a pair of demons. Your lies summon: THE DEMON OF TRUTH But your honesty about lying also summons: THE DEMON OF PARDOXES Ah jeez. 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