{"id":1036,"date":"2024-05-21T07:39:07","date_gmt":"2024-05-21T07:39:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/?page_id=1036"},"modified":"2025-05-17T07:01:47","modified_gmt":"2025-05-17T07:01:47","slug":"1036-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/1036-2\/","title":{"rendered":"1 Catapult chair unlucky"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Disaster! You crash into the passageway wall, sending splinters of catapult chair and goose feathers flying everywhere.<\/h5>\n\n\n\n

Take 4 damage. Could be worse for such a painful sounding accident, but you’re not out of the woods yet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Still dazed from the impact, you stagger about the passageway, stomping on slugs like some kind of mollusc-hating Godzilla. It’s only when you reach the end of the tunnel, that you become aware of the screams of the outraged slugs that are left in your wake.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Murderer!” one of the survivors shouts up at you. “You squashed hundreds of innocents!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“You killed my family!” shouts another.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As you’re deciding whether or not to give a honk, you notice something emerge from an oozing gap in the brick work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The wails of the dying and injured slugs have summoned Slugella, their warrior queen! She doesn’t have a face, but you can tell by the way she’s waving her deadly looking spear that she’s pretty angry with you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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SLUGELLA
You must fight!
SKILLZ: 12 | HEALTH: 14<\/font><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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I won! Slugella is slain<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Slugella killed me.<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Disaster! You crash into the passageway wall, sending splinters of catapult chair and goose feathers flying everywhere. Take 4 damage. Could be worse for such a painful sounding accident, but you’re not out of the woods yet. Still dazed from the impact, you stagger about the passageway, stomping on slugs like some kind of mollusc-hating… Read More »1 Catapult chair unlucky<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"on","_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1036","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1036","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1036"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1036\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1826,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1036\/revisions\/1826"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}