{"id":1083,"date":"2024-05-22T00:33:44","date_gmt":"2024-05-22T00:33:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/?page_id=1083"},"modified":"2025-05-17T08:57:31","modified_gmt":"2025-05-17T08:57:31","slug":"1083-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/1083-2\/","title":{"rendered":"1 Antique vases when chosen first"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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You wander through the ‘Antique Vases’ door and find yourself in a small room. As you might expect, the room is stacked full of very old looking vases.<\/h5>\n\n\n\n

What’s more surprising, is the source of the smashing sound. There’s a drunk goose in here in a bowler hat and a tie. He’s throwing bottles around and stumbling about, smashing all the vases and burping.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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“Woah there friend!” you shout at him. “Be careful! Looks like you’re guilty of smashing up all these expensive old pieces of pottery.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“I plead goose,” he say with a loud hiccup. “Geese gotta goose, if you know what I’m saying”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n HONK! YOU’VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK… HONK! YOU’VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK… HONK! YOU’VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK…<\/font>\n <\/marquee>\n\n\n\n

\u266b I Plead Goose<\/em> \u266b<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Another James Goose banger. It’s short and catchy, like a small and efficient fishing rod.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n