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You pick up a vase and throw it on the ground, where it explodes with a satisfying SMASH.<\/h5>\n\n\n\n

“Honk Yeah!” says the goose. ” That’s the spirit. Let’s smash things together! I’m going to loosen my tie a little, and give these ceramics some real welly.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

With that, you both go on a wild frenzy of smashing. Too much fun!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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“Honk yeah!” says the goose again, as he throws a vase at the wall. “Look at us! We’re breaking stuff.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Yeah!” you reply. “We’re really smashing up these old antiques.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Suddenly, there’s a whistle and the door bursts open. In rush three lizardpeople, brandishing swords.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“SSSSStop this at once!” they cry. “We’re the Guardiansss of the Vassses. And we sssssentence you both to death for sssssmashing up all of our precioussss thingssssss.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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You must fight. There are three of them, but because they’re stupid, they decide to fight you one at a time. Remember: If you have a Lonely Talisma<\/em><\/strong>n<\/strong>, <\/em>you can choose to banish two of them before battle commences.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LIZARD VASE GUARDIAN ONE

SKILLZ: 9 | HEALTH: 8<\/font><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

LIZARD VASE GUARDIAN TWO

SKILLZ: 10 | HEALTH: 8<\/font><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

LIZARD VASE GUARDIAN THREE

SKILLZ: 11 | HEALTH: 6<\/font><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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I won! The aggressive Vase Guardians have all been slain<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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You pick up a vase and throw it on the ground, where it explodes with a satisfying SMASH. “Honk Yeah!” says the goose. ” That’s the spirit. Let’s smash things together! I’m going to loosen my tie a little, and give these ceramics some real welly.” With that, you both go on a wild frenzy… Read More »1 Goose vase smashing lizard cop fight<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"on","_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1092","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1092","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1092"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1092\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1836,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1092\/revisions\/1836"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}