{"id":1100,"date":"2024-05-22T02:05:02","date_gmt":"2024-05-22T02:05:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/?page_id=1100"},"modified":"2025-05-17T09:01:02","modified_gmt":"2025-05-17T09:01:02","slug":"1100-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/1100-2\/","title":{"rendered":"1 Vase smash lizard cops killed me"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Sheesh. I guess you fought the Lizard Law, and the Lizard Law won eh?<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<p>That super sucks. I mean, you were only having fun smashing priceless antiques with a drunken goose, right? How is that a crime?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" src=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Demon-2.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1764\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Demon-2.png 1080w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Demon-2-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Demon-2-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Demon-2-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Demon-2-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:11px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>This is the end. You have lost. Game over.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button is-style-primary\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\">Head back to the home page and try again<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sheesh. I guess you fought the Lizard Law, and the Lizard Law won eh? That super sucks. I mean, you were only having fun smashing priceless antiques with a drunken goose, right? How is that a crime? This is the end. You have lost. Game over.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"on","_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1100","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1100"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1100\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1837,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1100\/revisions\/1837"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}