{"id":1110,"date":"2024-05-22T03:55:01","date_gmt":"2024-05-22T03:55:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/?page_id=1110"},"modified":"2025-04-20T22:05:25","modified_gmt":"2025-04-20T22:05:25","slug":"1110-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/1110-2\/","title":{"rendered":"1 Famous paintings room when chosen first"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\">You head through the door marked &#8216;Famous Paintings&#8217; and enter a small room.<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes, there are many paintings hanging on the walls. And yes, you&#8217;d guess that some of them are famous.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There&#8217;s also an angry Lizarman in the middle of the room. He&#8217;s pulling paintings off the walls and shoving them in a huge rubbish bin. He looks suspiciously like the lizardman from the cover of Forest of Doom, whatever that is, but I&#8217;m sure that&#8217;s just a coincidence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" src=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/20.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1659\" style=\"width:775px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/20.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/20-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/20-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/20-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/20-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:14px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Art should be temporary!&#8221; he shouts, as he stuffs another canvas into the bin. Then he looks at you directly and shouts &#8220;Art should be temporary!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<marquee BGCOLOR=\"#ADD8E6\" scrollamount=12><br><h3 style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"> \n HONK! YOU&#8217;VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK&#8230; HONK! YOU&#8217;VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK&#8230; HONK! YOU&#8217;VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK&#8230;<\/font>\n <\/marquee>\n\n\n\n<h2 id=\"wp-block-themeisle-blocks-advanced-heading-cc6c207d\" class=\"wp-block-themeisle-blocks-advanced-heading wp-block-themeisle-blocks-advanced-heading-cc6c207d\">\u266b <em>Art = Temporary<\/em> \u266b<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><em>A goose side project that almost was, spawned this artsy ditty. The chorus sounds a bit like The Thermals, whoever they are.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Put-it-in-the-bin-2-1.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:18px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>It looks like he has not one, but two Mona Lisas. You&#8217;re not sure what they are, but part of you thinks they might be worth a lot of money. Maybe you should stop the pretentious fool that&#8217;s trashing them and take a couple of paintings for yourself? There might be a shop in here somewhere that would buy them off you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button is-style-primary\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-text-align-left wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/1117-2\/\">Tell the lizardman to stop, and give you a couple of paintings instead<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:11px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button is-style-primary\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/1139-2\/\">Leave him to it and head through the &#8216;Antique Vases&#8217; door in the round room<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:11px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button is-style-primary\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/1169-2\/\">Leave him to it and head down the passageway to the right of the round room<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You head through the door marked &#8216;Famous Paintings&#8217; and enter a small room. 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