{"id":1139,"date":"2024-05-22T06:42:10","date_gmt":"2024-05-22T06:42:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/?page_id=1139"},"modified":"2025-05-17T08:57:53","modified_gmt":"2025-05-17T08:57:53","slug":"1139-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/1139-2\/","title":{"rendered":"0 Vase room when chosen second"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\">You leave the room with the lizardman and all the art in the bin, and head back into the round room. Then you wander through the &#8216;Antique Vases&#8217; door and find yourself in a small room that&#8217;s stacked full of very old looking vases. Which is not all that surprising, considering the sign on the door.<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<p>What is surprising however, is the source of the smashing sound. There&#8217;s a drunk goose in here in a bowler hat and a tie. He&#8217;s throwing bottles around and stumbling about, smashing all the vases and burping.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2048\" height=\"2048\" src=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/goosey-smash-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1829\" style=\"width:775px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/goosey-smash-1.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/goosey-smash-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/goosey-smash-1-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/goosey-smash-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/goosey-smash-1-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/goosey-smash-1-1536x1536.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2048px) 100vw, 2048px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Woah there friend!&#8221; you shout at him. &#8220;Be careful! Looks like you&#8217;re guilty of smashing up all these expensive old pieces of pottery.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I plead goose,&#8221; he sayx with a loud hiccup. &#8220;Geese gotta goose, if you know what I&#8217;m saying&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<marquee BGCOLOR=\"#ADD8E6\" scrollamount=12><br><h3 style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"> \n HONK! YOU&#8217;VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK&#8230; HONK! YOU&#8217;VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK&#8230; HONK! YOU&#8217;VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK&#8230;<\/font>\n <\/marquee>\n\n\n\n<h2 id=\"wp-block-themeisle-blocks-advanced-heading-cc6c207d\" class=\"wp-block-themeisle-blocks-advanced-heading wp-block-themeisle-blocks-advanced-heading-cc6c207d\">\u266b <em>I Plead Goose<\/em> \u266b<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Another James Goose banger. It&#8217;s short and catchy, like a small and efficient fishing rod.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/I-plead-Goose.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The drunken goose makes a good case. Smashing up the vases does look pretty fun. 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