{"id":1208,"date":"2024-08-24T01:32:42","date_gmt":"2024-08-24T01:32:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/?page_id=1208"},"modified":"2025-05-25T06:41:03","modified_gmt":"2025-05-25T06:41:03","slug":"190-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/190-2\/","title":{"rendered":"190"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&#8220;Righteous!&#8221; shouts Gazza. &#8220;I knew you wouldn&#8217;t let me down. Let&#8217;s sing a song about shandy. <em>Gary&#8217;s Shandy<\/em>.&#8221;<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:19px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<marquee BGCOLOR=\"#ADD8E6\" scrollamount=12><br><h3 style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"> \n HONK! YOU&#8217;VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK&#8230; HONK! YOU&#8217;VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK&#8230; HONK! YOU&#8217;VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK&#8230;<\/font>\n <\/marquee>\n\n\n\n<h2 id=\"wp-block-themeisle-blocks-advanced-heading-cc6c207d\" class=\"wp-block-themeisle-blocks-advanced-heading wp-block-themeisle-blocks-advanced-heading-cc6c207d\">\u266b <em>Gary&#8217;s Shandy!<\/em> \u266b<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><em>It&#8217;s a song and a recipe for a good time, all rolled in to one.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Garys-Shandy.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>You sing along enthusiastically with the weird little goose lizard, noticing that the song sounds a bit like something The Small Faces might play, whoever they are. When the song finishes, you both decide that you enjoyed singing it so much, that you should sing it right through again (<em>please play the song again<\/em>. <em>If you don&#8217;t, then you haven&#8217;t played the game properly and even if you finish it, you&#8217;ll know that you cheated. You also have to actually sing along to the chorus out loud, which you should know by now. It&#8217;s just &#8216;Gary&#8217;s Shandy &#8211; ahhh ahhh&#8217;<\/em>. )<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;A third time?&#8221; Gary suggests. &#8220;It is so very catchy.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;No thanks Gazza,&#8221; you reply. &#8220;You can have too much of a good thing.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Talking of good things, here &#8211; take this.&#8221; Gary reaches under his wing, and pulls out some loot &#8211; just for you! Can you guess what it is?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83d\udc8e Congrats! You\u2019ve found some loot \ud83d\udc8e<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Gary has given you:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text is-stacked-on-mobile\" style=\"grid-template-columns:37% auto\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Garys-Shandy-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1859 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Garys-Shandy-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Garys-Shandy-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Garys-Shandy-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Garys-Shandy-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Garys-Shandy-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Garys-Shandy-2048x2048.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p><strong>Gary&#8217;s Shandy!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s one part lemonade, and one part beer of course. Drink this refreshing fizz to give yourself a permanent +1 boost to your SKILLZ stat. Amazing.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>You bid Gary farewell and continue on down the passageway behind him. Before long, the passageway branches off to the left and right. Thankfully, there&#8217;s a handy signpost to help you decide which route to take. The sign pointing to the left reads &#8216;Ye Cold and Freezing Lane of Shoppes&#8217;. The sign pointing to the right has &#8216;Space Mice Party Time&#8217; painted on it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A difficult choice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button is-style-primary\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/1219-2\/\">I&#8217;ll take the shoppes please. 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