{"id":1295,"date":"2024-08-30T23:19:21","date_gmt":"2024-08-30T23:19:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/?page_id=1295"},"modified":"2025-05-29T07:03:36","modified_gmt":"2025-05-29T07:03:36","slug":"1295-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/1295-2\/","title":{"rendered":"1011"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&#8220;What the hell!&#8221; shouts the goose knight. &#8220;Georgie is my name you nincompoop. Your reply has caused me great offence, so you must die!&#8221;<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Seems a bit hasty and unecessary,&#8221; you reply.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;So you&#8217;re calling me impatient and stupid too? Grawhhhonkkkkkk! 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Kill him my minions!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Minions?&#8221; you cry. &#8220;What are you on about Georgie?&#8221; Then you watch in amazement as the three suspicious pies you spotted earlier suddenly sprout arms and legs, pick up weapons from behind the counter and attack!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"2560\" src=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Killer-Pies1-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1912\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Killer-Pies1-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Killer-Pies1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Killer-Pies1-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Killer-Pies1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Killer-Pies1-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Killer-Pies1-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Killer-Pies1-2048x2048.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:19px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 style=\"color: red; font-size: 20px;font-family:arial,verdana\">GEORGIE&#8217;S PIES<br>You must fight!<br>\nPie Monster 1:<br>SKILLZ: 11 | HEALTH: 7<br>Pie Monster 2:<br>SKILLZ: 10 | HEALTH: 5<br>Pie Monster 3:<br>SKILLZ: 12 | HEALTH: 2<br><\/font><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button is-style-primary\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/1971-2\/\">Georgie&#8217;s Pies slayed me<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button is-style-primary\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/1316-2\/\">I slayed Georgie&#8217;s Pies<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;What the hell!&#8221; shouts the goose knight. &#8220;Georgie is my name you nincompoop. Your reply has caused me great offence, so you must die!&#8221; &#8220;Seems a bit hasty and unecessary,&#8221; you reply. &#8220;So you&#8217;re calling me impatient and stupid too? Grawhhhonkkkkkk! Kill him! Kill him my minions!&#8221; &#8220;Minions?&#8221; you cry. &#8220;What are you on about&hellip;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/1295-2\/\" class=\"\" rel=\"bookmark\">Read More &raquo;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">1011<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"on","_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1295","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1295"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1915,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1295\/revisions\/1915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}