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Aw. Don’t be like that. Your drained energy summons:<\/h5>\n\n\n\n

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THE DEMON OF PEP TALKS AND EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!<\/font><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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“You can do it!” he shouts. “You’ve so nearly won! I believe in you!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Really?” you reply. “Am I truly near the end of this adventure?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Yes!” he exclaims. “I would guess there’s maybe three encounters to go before the boss fight, and there’s at least 2 original songs written just for this dungeon. So get back out there and beat this thing! The sense of accomplishment you feel will be worth it, trust me.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“OK,” you reply.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The demon looks at you with suspicion. “You don’t sound sure. I’m going to send you back out there, but if you have doubts again and select the ‘please just make it stop’ option, you’ll be send right back here and we’ll have this exact same conversation.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Aw. Don’t be like that. Your drained energy summons: THE DEMON OF PEP TALKS AND EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!! “You can do it!” he shouts. “You’ve so nearly won! I believe in you!” “Really?” you reply. “Am I truly near the end of this adventure?” “Yes!” he exclaims. “I would guess there’s maybe three encounters to go… Read More »965874<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"on","_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1325","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1325"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1325\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1862,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1325\/revisions\/1862"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}