{"id":1334,"date":"2024-08-31T23:42:02","date_gmt":"2024-08-31T23:42:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/?page_id=1334"},"modified":"2025-05-25T06:46:07","modified_gmt":"2025-05-25T06:46:07","slug":"98712-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/98712-2\/","title":{"rendered":"98712"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Inside the shop, there&#8217;s an old rock monster with a guitar. You guess that this must be Rockin Rocky.<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" src=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/12.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1864\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/12.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/12-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/12-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/12-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/12-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>He sticks his enormous tongue out as you enter, and starts playing a song, with his old hobbit friend Spider on the drums. For some reason, the poster on his wall has the name &#8216;Ricky&#8217; on it &#8211; even though this isn&#8217;t an AI generated image. Gary drew it. But he got the name of the shopkeeper wrong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<marquee BGCOLOR=\"#ADD8E6\" scrollamount=12><br><h3 style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"> \n HONK! YOU&#8217;VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK&#8230; HONK! YOU&#8217;VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK&#8230; HONK! YOU&#8217;VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK&#8230;<\/font>\n <\/marquee>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 id=\"wp-block-themeisle-blocks-advanced-heading-cc6c207d\" class=\"wp-block-themeisle-blocks-advanced-heading wp-block-themeisle-blocks-advanced-heading-cc6c207d\">\u266b <em>How hard have you been rockin?<\/em> \u266b<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Total banger this one. Technically not Thee Golden Geese, but another band entirely. However, Thee Geeses have covered this live on more than one occassion, so it&#8217;s fine to include it here. Play it once, and it will live rent free in your head for several days.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/How-hard-have-you-been-rockin-21.04-1.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHow hard have you been rockin,\u201d asks Rockin Rocky after finishing the song, &#8220;since we last met?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ve never met,&#8221; you reply.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He smiles. &#8220;Well, I like to think that a stranger is just a friend I haven&#8217;t met yet.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Hmm,&#8221; you reply, and vomit in your mouth a little bit. &#8220;What have you got for sale Rocky? Apart from the pile of pebbles and the skull on the counter, which I don&#8217;t really need.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Let me show you friend,&#8221; he says before whipping out a list of stuff for sale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-table is-style-stripes\"><table class=\"has-fixed-layout\"><tbody><tr><td><strong>ITEM<\/strong><\/td><td><strong>COST<\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong>Rock<\/strong>. HIt people with it for 1 damage. Not as good as any weapon.<\/td><td>1 Gold<\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong>Rock bomb<\/strong>. Chuck it at an enemy by rolling a die. If you roll anything but a 1, it hits for 6 points of damage. If you roll a 1 it explodes in your hand, dealing 6 points of damage to you. Handy for the imminent boss fight.<\/td><td>4 Gold<\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong>Goose juice<\/strong>. Heals you back to full health. Probably worth buying, especially at Rocky&#8217;s rock bottom price.<\/td><td>2 Gold<\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong>Hiss of the Poltergoost<\/strong>. A magic spell, only usable by Florence. Cast it like a normal honk blast spell attack, but marvel as it does 6 whole points of damage.<\/td><td>4 Gold<\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong>Skillz stone<\/strong>. A cool stone that bestows upon the bearer a whole extra point of Skillz. Nice.<\/td><td>6 Gold<\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong>Fabled Thee Golden Geese golden Thee Golden Geese pen<\/strong>. A nice pen, given away once at a gig. Owning it boosts your self esteem so much that you actually gain 2 additional points to your maximum health score. Magically, or something.<\/td><td>6 Gold<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Make whatever purchases you like, noting the necessary changes on your character sheet. Then bid Rockin Rocky a good day, and continue you on your merry way. 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