{"id":1374,"date":"2024-09-08T01:13:17","date_gmt":"2024-09-08T01:13:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/?page_id=1374"},"modified":"2024-09-10T03:00:12","modified_gmt":"2024-09-10T03:00:12","slug":"1374-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/1374-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Thumb lies dead. Excellent work. <\/h5>\n\n\n\n<p>You could say that you really <em>nailed<\/em> it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Because thumbs have nails. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Although he didn&#8217;t. He just had a huge bald head and terrifying face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway, there&#8217;s some loot to grab.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83d\udc8e Congrats! You\u2019ve found some loot \ud83d\udc8e<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text is-stacked-on-mobile\" style=\"grid-template-columns:37% auto\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/rainbow3-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1375 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/rainbow3-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/rainbow3-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/rainbow3-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/rainbow3-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/rainbow3.png 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p><strong>Pamphlet of BS<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, that&#8217;s a shame. All he had in his pocket was a pamphlet filled with total nonsense, empty promises and made up statistics. Turns out that the big lummox had nothing of value to offer you. Sorry.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>You crumple up the pamphlet and chuck it on the floor, and continue on down the passageway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:19px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button is-style-primary\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/1380-2\/\">Onward! Onward to victory!<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Thumb lies dead. Excellent work. You could say that you really nailed it. Because thumbs have nails. Although he didn&#8217;t. He just had a huge bald head and terrifying face. Anyway, there&#8217;s some loot to grab. \ud83d\udc8e Congrats! You\u2019ve found some loot \ud83d\udc8e Pamphlet of BS Well, that&#8217;s a shame. 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