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Onward. Onward you trudge, down an exceedingly long passageway. Your legs are aching and you’re tired. You suspect that a boss fight is imminent, but will you have the strength to vanquish whatever monster lies ahead?<\/h5>\n\n\n\n

You turn a corner, and find yourself in a cave with a pathway leading to an ominous looking door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A weird looking creature with three arms and a beak stands before it. As you’ve probably guessed, it’s a goose themed NPC. He sees you and smiles, and waddles over to chat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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“G’day,” he says cheerfully. “I am the sacred goose monk guardian of the Chamber of Jeejeebeebe.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Never heard of it,” you say. You’re too tired for tact.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“It is the chamber of Jeejebeebe, the dark and evil lord of this place. Remember? The dark lord that was mentioned a couple of times right at the start of the adventure, and then not really mentioned again until now.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Right. Well, can you stand aside, so I can go and kill it, and be done with this place?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He shakes his head, and sings a song.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n HONK! YOU’VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK… HONK! YOU’VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK… HONK! YOU’VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK…<\/font>\n <\/marquee>\n\n\n\n

\u266b Not Tonight<\/em> \u266b<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Thee Golden Geese are always honoured and pleasantly surprised by the fact that other bands are happy to share a bill with them. So often, the Geese will write a song for the bands they play with. This one was written for NT Honey, who are rad.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n