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You dream of the many Goose Warrior adventures you’ve had, slaying dragons and saving goose princes and princesses.<\/h5>\n\n\n\n

Then your dreams take a sinister turn. Your visions become cloudy and soon you are on a grassy plain under a moonlit night sky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Bazadurinarianorisolas…” whispers a voice, for that is your actual name in case you had forgotten. “Bazadurinarianorisolas… come to me!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Who is it?” you cry out in your dream.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“It is I! YOUR FATHER!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Who are you?” you shout, desparate to know the truth of your parentage. “Show yourself!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Out of the shadows steps a figure clad in black armour, with a sword of light.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“I AM YOUR FATHER” he declares.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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“I AM GOOSE VADER!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Whaaaa? Why did you leave me?” you ask, “when I was but an egg?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“I got cold webbed feet,” he says. “I wasn’t ready for the responsibility. I am truly sorry. To make it up to you, I will answer truthfully one question you may have.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Just one? Not exactly ‘making it up to me’ is it?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Well, this is just a dream. And soon you will wake, and fight the boss. There is only time for one question, and one answer.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So what do you ask Goose Vader, your long lost dad?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Shouldn’t your light sword be red?<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Do you live in a galaxy far, far away?<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Can you teach me the ways of THE FORCE?<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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I’m guessing you’ve travelled all over the universe. What is the best song you’ve ever heard?<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Have you got any tips for defeating the boss in the next room?<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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