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“The Force,” he asks? “Never heard of it.”<\/h5>\n\n\n\n

“Oh.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Just kidding! I know the ways of the force. But it would take me years to teach you all about it, and we only have a few minutes.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Can you at least try?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“I tell you what, I’ll imbue your weapon with +1 force damage, how’s that?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Pretty neat. Thanks Dad.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Add +1 damage to your weapon. Write it on your character sheet, so you don’t forget. Even though there’s only one more battle to go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Hope it helps,” says Goose Vader. “Goodbye son. Goodbye, and good luck!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

With that he disappears, and you awaken from the dream.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Wake up Bazza<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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