{"id":1422,"date":"2024-09-08T03:28:14","date_gmt":"2024-09-08T03:28:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/?page_id=1422"},"modified":"2025-05-17T00:11:05","modified_gmt":"2025-05-17T00:11:05","slug":"1422-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/1422-2\/","title":{"rendered":"654123"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&#8220;It&#8217;s Smokazor,&#8221; you confidently cry. &#8220;The wicked evil dragon of the West. 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