{"id":1560,"date":"2024-09-10T04:51:22","date_gmt":"2024-09-10T04:51:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/?page_id=1560"},"modified":"2025-05-29T23:20:38","modified_gmt":"2025-05-29T23:20:38","slug":"1560-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/1560-2\/","title":{"rendered":"This is the end, my friend, the end."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Holy Mackerel! You did it! You slayed the evil four headed hydra goose.<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<p>As you make the killing blow, something incredible happens. You watch in amazement as the beast begins to transform. Slowly it changes shape, shifting from a hideous goose monster to the unmistakable form of a middle aged punk rock band.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" src=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/hydragoose-true-form-revealed.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1679\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/hydragoose-true-form-revealed.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/hydragoose-true-form-revealed-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/hydragoose-true-form-revealed-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/hydragoose-true-form-revealed-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/hydragoose-true-form-revealed-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:19px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>It is, of course Thee Golden Geese. You thought they&#8217;d kind of split up. Sort of. But no. Instead, after their final gig supporting LIPS, a terrible curse was placed upon, and they were thrown into this very dungeon. By slaying the hydragoose, you have freed them!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Thanks,&#8221; they all say as one. &#8220;How can we ever repay you?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;How about a song&#8221; you suggest, and the band obliges.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<marquee BGCOLOR=\"#ADD8E6\" scrollamount=12><br><h3 style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"> \n HONK! YOU&#8217;VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK&#8230; HONK! YOU&#8217;VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK&#8230; HONK! YOU&#8217;VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK&#8230;<\/font>\n <\/marquee>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 id=\"wp-block-themeisle-blocks-advanced-heading-cc6c207d\" class=\"wp-block-themeisle-blocks-advanced-heading wp-block-themeisle-blocks-advanced-heading-cc6c207d\">\u266b <em>You&#8217;ve won<\/em> \u266b<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><em>A song written especially for you, about this very moment in time.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Youve-Won-1.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>After they&#8217;ve finished singing, the Geese present you with a special prize.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83d\udc8e Congrats! You\u2019ve found some loot \ud83d\udc8e<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text is-stacked-on-mobile\" style=\"grid-template-columns:37% auto\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"864\" height=\"864\" src=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/rainbow.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1693 size-full\"\/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p><strong>An email address<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Incredible! Here is a unique email address to send a message to. It&#8217;s only revealed to winners of this completely worthwhile game. It is:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"mailto:iwon@gooseyourownadventure.com\">iwon@gooseyourownadventure.com<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Send a message to that account, and one of the band will personally thank you, as soon as one of them checks that inbox. Which let&#8217;s be honest, might be never. It&#8217;s the thought that counts.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:11px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Once again, thanks for playing. We hope you enjoyed playing it a lot more than we enjoyed creating the game, which ended up taking a lot longer than we anticipated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Your friends,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thee Golden Geese.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button is-style-primary\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/\">Take me back to where it all began<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holy Mackerel! 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