{"id":543,"date":"2024-05-05T02:31:55","date_gmt":"2024-05-05T02:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/?page_id=543"},"modified":"2025-04-20T23:30:22","modified_gmt":"2025-04-20T23:30:22","slug":"543-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/543-2\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Baz arrives at the inn"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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You arrive at the Inn with a purposeful stride to find a fellow adventurer with a man bun, and a warrior with one sleeve mission from her shirt \/ armour having an argument.<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
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“22 is the best age to be I tell you!” the warrior declares, folding her arms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Nay!” says the man. “The worldly wisdom of 39 is better, and it’s still very young in the scheme of things.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The inn keeper, a jovial half-orc called Skullcrusher, notices you watching the argument.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“What’s this all about?” you ask him.

“Why, it’s a clumsy way of inserting a song into this scene!” he cries.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\r\n HONK! YOU’VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK… HONK! YOU’VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK… HONK! YOU’VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK…<\/font>\r\n <\/marquee>\n\n\n\n

2239<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

What a total banger. The first Thee Golden Geese single. Not technically a rarity, but a total beaut. Enjoy!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n