{"id":546,"date":"2024-05-05T02:33:20","date_gmt":"2024-05-05T02:33:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/?page_id=546"},"modified":"2025-05-30T02:11:40","modified_gmt":"2025-05-30T02:11:40","slug":"546-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/546-2\/","title":{"rendered":"9846536"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-8f761849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\">You arrive at the Inn with a flutter of your goose wizard wings to find a fellow adventurer with a man bun, and a warrior with one sleeve missing from her shirt \/ armour having an argument.<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" src=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/21.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1626\" style=\"width:774px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/21.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/21-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/21-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/21-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/21-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;22 is the best age to be I tell you!&#8221; the warrior declares, folding her arms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Nay!&#8221; says the dude. &#8220;The worldly wisdom of 39 is better, and it&#8217;s still very young in the scheme of things.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The inn keeper, a jovial half-orc called Skullcrusher, notices you watching the argument.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;What&#8217;s this all about?&#8221; you ask him.<br><br>&#8220;Why, it&#8217;s a clumsy way of inserting a song into this scene!&#8221; he cries.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<marquee BGCOLOR=\"#ADD8E6\" scrollamount=12><br><h3 style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"> \n HONK! YOU&#8217;VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK&#8230; HONK! YOU&#8217;VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK&#8230; HONK! YOU&#8217;VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK&#8230;<\/font>\n <\/marquee>\n\n\n\n<h2 id=\"wp-block-themeisle-blocks-advanced-heading-cc6c207d\" class=\"wp-block-themeisle-blocks-advanced-heading wp-block-themeisle-blocks-advanced-heading-cc6c207d\">2239<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>What a total banger. The first Thee Golden Geese single. Not technically a rarity, but a total beaut. Enjoy!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thee-Golden-Geese-22_39.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;You still look confused,&#8221; the innkeeper says.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Yes, maybe,&#8221; you reply. &#8220;Is this what the whole adventure is? Just a convoluted wild goose chase of an excuse to play some Golden Geese songs?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The innkeeper laughs. He laughs long and loud, then says \u201cYes. Anyway, what can I get you? 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