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OH DEAR.<\/h5>\n\n\n\n

Oh dear, oh dear. Poor Benevolent Winston Peters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your impatience summons:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

THE DEMON OF IMPATIENCE<\/font><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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YOU MUST FIGHT!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

What’s that you say, foolish Benevolent Winston Peters?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You don’t know the rules, because you were too impatient to learn them? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Well that is a shame.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you’d been more patient, you would also have learned that skipping the rules entirely was also a perfectly acceptable option. But alas, you don’t know that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Unable to fight because you couldn’t be bothered to learn the rules or find out about the option to skip them, the demon kills you with one stab of his pointy fingernail. He also eats your soul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goodnight sweet Benevolent Winston Peters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Your journey ends here.<\/strong> It is the end. Game over.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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OH DEAR. Oh dear, oh dear. Poor Benevolent Winston Peters. Your impatience summons: THE DEMON OF IMPATIENCE YOU MUST FIGHT! What’s that you say, foolish Benevolent Winston Peters? You don’t know the rules, because you were too impatient to learn them? Well that is a shame. If you’d been more patient, you would also have… Read More »7 Winston summons the demon of impatience<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"on","_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-550","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=550"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1770,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/550\/revisions\/1770"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}