{"id":607,"date":"2024-05-05T04:07:53","date_gmt":"2024-05-05T04:07:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/?page_id=607"},"modified":"2025-05-29T23:25:49","modified_gmt":"2025-05-29T23:25:49","slug":"607-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/607-2\/","title":{"rendered":"14 The entrance to honk hollow"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\">A couple of hours later, you arrive at the entrance to Honk Hollow, without encountering any bandits at all.&nbsp;<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<p>You&#8217;re itching to head inside and start exploring. But there&#8217;s something hideous in the way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" src=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/19.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1632\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/19.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/19-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/19-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/19-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/19-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:19px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<marquee BGCOLOR=\"#ADD8E6\" scrollamount=12><br><h3 style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"> \r\n HONK! YOU&#8217;VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK&#8230; HONK! YOU&#8217;VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK&#8230; HONK! YOU&#8217;VE DISCOVERED A GOLDEN GEESE TRACK&#8230;<\/font>\r\n <\/marquee>\n\n\n\n<h2 id=\"wp-block-themeisle-blocks-advanced-heading-cc6c207d\" class=\"wp-block-themeisle-blocks-advanced-heading wp-block-themeisle-blocks-advanced-heading-cc6c207d\">\u266b <em>Donkeyman!<\/em> \u266b<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><em>This is an unreleased demo. A melancholy deep cut for the true fans.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Donkey-Man.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Bug-EEEAW ger-EEAW off-EEAW&#8221; the beast brays at you, brandishing a vicious looking donkeyman club, which you can&#8217;t see in the picture, because Gazza forgot to draw it in. You realise that reasoning with such a fiend would be a total waste of time. And therefore, you have to battle him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This is your first fight! How exciting. It will be a good test of your knowledge of the rules of combat. Or if you&#8217;re one of &#8220;<em>those people<\/em>&#8221; who chose to ignore the rules, it will be a good test of your skill at skipping the next bit of text and just deciding that you won.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 style=\"color: red; font-size: 20px;font-family:arial,verdana\">DONKEYMAN<br>You must fight!<br>SKILLZ: 9 | HEALTH: 10<\/font><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button is-style-primary\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/679-2\/\">Donkeyman killed me<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button is-style-primary\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/668-2\/\">I won! 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