{"id":668,"date":"2024-05-06T00:48:51","date_gmt":"2024-05-06T00:48:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/?page_id=668"},"modified":"2025-04-20T21:53:57","modified_gmt":"2025-04-20T21:53:57","slug":"668-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/668-2\/","title":{"rendered":"15 Donkeyman defeated"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\">As you deliver the killing blow, the hideous beast looks up at you with a kind of sad relief in its eyes, and whispers the words\u2026<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201d<em>Thank you\u2026<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well done! You have viciously murdered donkeyman. You have ended the tragic life of this half donkey, half man abomination.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You frisk donkeyman\u2019s corpse to see if you can find any loot. It sounds like a disgusting and disrespectful activity, because it is, but it\u2019s the done thing in these kind of games. So you get stuck in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83d\udc8e Congrats! You\u2019ve found some loot \ud83d\udc8e<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>In donkeyman\u2019s blood soaked pockets you find:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text is-stacked-on-mobile\" style=\"grid-template-columns:37% auto\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/10-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1634 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/10-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/10-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/10-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/10-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/10.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p><strong>A small raw potato<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You don\u2019t have the means to cook or plant it right now, so you shove it into your pocket. Maybe it will come in handy later.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:11px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>WIth your new found loot potato jingling in your pocket, with a determined stride you enter Honk Hollow!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button is-style-primary\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/705-2\/\">Go inside Honk Hollow<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you deliver the killing blow, the hideous beast looks up at you with a kind of sad relief in its eyes, and whispers the words\u2026 \u201dThank you\u2026\u201d Well done! You have viciously murdered donkeyman. You have ended the tragic life of this half donkey, half man abomination. 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