{"id":808,"date":"2024-05-08T01:10:51","date_gmt":"2024-05-08T01:10:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/?page_id=808"},"modified":"2025-05-14T00:29:42","modified_gmt":"2025-05-14T00:29:42","slug":"808-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/808-2\/","title":{"rendered":"18 You have no key, you fibber"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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OH DEAR.<\/h5>\n\n\n\n

Oh dear, oh dear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Where did you find the small ornate key? Your “imagination”? It’s not that kind of game bucko.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You’re lying aren’t you? You don’t have one. There isn’t a small ornate key anywhere in the dungeon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your lies summon:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

THE DEMON OF TRUTH<\/font><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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“Don’t lie my dude!” he shouts angrily at you, going on to explain that he uses ‘dude’ to refer to people of all genders.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He is way too powerful for you to defeat, and he impales you on his Horns of Self Righteousness. He also eats your soul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Your journey ends here.<\/strong> It is the end. Game over.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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OH DEAR. Oh dear, oh dear. Where did you find the small ornate key? Your “imagination”? It’s not that kind of game bucko. You’re lying aren’t you? You don’t have one. There isn’t a small ornate key anywhere in the dungeon. Your lies summon: THE DEMON OF TRUTH “Don’t lie my dude!” he shouts angrily… Read More »18 You have no key, you fibber<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"on","_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-808","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=808"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1768,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/808\/revisions\/1768"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}