{"id":907,"date":"2024-05-17T01:56:33","date_gmt":"2024-05-17T01:56:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/?page_id=907"},"modified":"2025-05-17T02:57:11","modified_gmt":"2025-05-17T02:57:11","slug":"907-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/907-2\/","title":{"rendered":"2 – Left turn goose fire demon"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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You decide to head left down the passageway, because you love lizards. That part of the dungeon is still a little way off, but I can 100% guarantee that there will be lizards later. Unless you die before you get to that bit.<\/h5>\n\n\n\n

After walking down the dimly lit passageway for a few minutes, a demonic figure suddenly appears, in a puff of sulphurous smoke. Though he’s frightening, he looks kind of cool because he has an awesome leather jacket, like he’s in the Ramones or something, whoever they are.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I mean, look at him. Awesome. Looks at his face. His red goose demon face. Super cool. And his belt buckle has a skull on it. So cool. And all that fire? Mean.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Admiring the view?” he honks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Yes, actually I was.” You reply.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Good, good. I bet you’d like this jacket, wouldn’t you?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Yes,” you reply. “Not going to lie. I was wondering where I might get one.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Well. How about a wager? I ask you a riddle, a real easy one because this is just the start of the dungeon. If you get it right, you get the jacket.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“And if I get it wrong?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“I get to eat your soul.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Well, what do you reckon? Have a go at the easy riddle and get a cool jacket? Or run away towards the goose chants?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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You decide to head left down the passageway, because you love lizards. That part of the dungeon is still a little way off, but I can 100% guarantee that there will be lizards later. Unless you die before you get to that bit. After walking down the dimly lit passageway for a few minutes, a… Read More »2 – Left turn goose fire demon<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"on","_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-907","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=907"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/907\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1801,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/907\/revisions\/1801"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}