{"id":958,"date":"2024-05-19T03:03:27","date_gmt":"2024-05-19T03:03:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/?page_id=958"},"modified":"2024-05-19T07:47:36","modified_gmt":"2024-05-19T07:47:36","slug":"958-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/958-2\/","title":{"rendered":"2 &#8211; squashed slug choice"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\">You boldly stride on through the tunnel, ignoring the feel of the slugs&#8217; slime beneath your feet. <\/h5>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;This isn&#8217;t so bad,&#8221; you think to yourself after a few steps. &#8220;Just a bit gross.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>About half way through the tunnel, you hear a tiny voice. You step forward and hear another. This time, it sounds like a scream.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You look down and a mother slug is staring up at you with hatred in her eyes. You lift up your foot and stuck to the sole is a baby slug that you have squashed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Murderer!&#8221; the mother slug shouts up at you in a tiny slug voice. &#8220;Why? WHY?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What do you do?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button is-style-primary\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-text-align-left wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/974-2\/\">Peel off the baby slug and attempt mouth to mouth resuscitation<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:11px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button is-style-primary\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/966-2\/\">Ignore the gross creatures and stride on. They&#8217;re just slugs after all.<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:11px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You boldly stride on through the tunnel, ignoring the feel of the slugs&#8217; slime beneath your feet. &#8220;This isn&#8217;t so bad,&#8221; you think to yourself after a few steps. &#8220;Just a bit gross.&#8221; About half way through the tunnel, you hear a tiny voice. You step forward and hear another. This time, it sounds like&hellip;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/958-2\/\" class=\"\" rel=\"bookmark\">Read More &raquo;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">2 &#8211; squashed slug choice<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"on","_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-958","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/958","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=958"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/958\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1016,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/958\/revisions\/1016"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}