{"id":990,"date":"2024-05-19T07:18:38","date_gmt":"2024-05-19T07:18:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/?page_id=990"},"modified":"2025-05-16T23:09:48","modified_gmt":"2025-05-16T23:09:48","slug":"990-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/990-2\/","title":{"rendered":"9 Slugella kills you"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\">That sucks.<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<p>You&#8217;ve been killed by a giant slug queen. Who&#8217;d a thunk it eh?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" src=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Goose-Reaper-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1769\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Goose-Reaper-1.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Goose-Reaper-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Goose-Reaper-1-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Goose-Reaper-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Goose-Reaper-1-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:11px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>This is the end. You have lost. Game over.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button is-style-primary\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\">Head back to the home page and try again<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That sucks. You&#8217;ve been killed by a giant slug queen. Who&#8217;d a thunk it eh? This is the end. You have lost. Game over.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"on","_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-990","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/990","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=990"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/990\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1782,"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/990\/revisions\/1782"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gooseyourownadventure.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}