You dream of the many Goose Warrior adventures you’ve had, slaying dragons and saving goose princes and princesses.

Then your dreams take a sinister turn. Your visions become cloudy and soon you are on a grassy plain under a moonlit night sky.

“Bazadurinarianorisolas…” whispers a voice, for that is your actual name in case you had forgotten. “Bazadurinarianorisolas… come to me!”

“Who is it?” you cry out in your dream.

“It is I! YOUR FATHER!”

“Who are you?” you shout, desparate to know the truth of your parentage. “Show yourself!”

Out of the shadows steps a figure clad in black armour, with a sword of light.

“I AM YOUR FATHER” he declares.

“I AM GOOSE VADER!”

“Whaaaa? Why did you leave me?” you ask, “when I was but an egg?”

“I got cold webbed feet,” he says. “I wasn’t ready for the responsibility. I am truly sorry. To make it up to you, I will answer truthfully one question you may have.”

“Just one? Not exactly ‘making it up to me’ is it?”

“Well, this is just a dream. And soon you will wake, and fight the boss. There is only time for one question, and one answer.”

So what do you ask Goose Vader, your long lost dad?