“No,” he says. “Red light swords are reserved for bad guys. Here in the Gooseiverse, I’m one of the good guys.”

“Oh.”

“Bit of a waste of a question, to be honest,” says Goose Vader. “You could have asked me how to beat the boss. That would probably have been a better question. But there you go. Goodbye, and good luck son!”

With that he disappears, and you awaken from the dream.