You head through the door marked ‘Famous Paintings’ and enter a small room.
Yes, there are many paintings hanging on the walls. And yes, you’d guess that some of them are famous.
There’s also an angry Lizarman in the middle of the room. He’s pulling paintings off the walls and shoving them in a huge rubbish bin. He looks suspiciously like the lizardman from the cover of Forest of Doom, whatever that is, but I’m sure that’s just a coincidence.
“Art should be temporary!” he shouts, as he stuffs another canvas into the bin. Then he looks at you directly and shouts “Art should be temporary!”
♫ Art = Temporary ♫
A goose side project that almost was, spawned this artsy ditty. The chorus sounds a bit like The Thermals, whoever they are.
It looks like he has not one, but two Mona Lisas. You’re not sure what they are, but part of you thinks they might be worth a lot of money. Maybe you should stop the pretentious fool that’s trashing them and take a couple of paintings for yourself? There might be a shop in here somewhere that would buy them off you.