You leave the room with the lizardman and all the art in the bin, and head back into the round room. Then you wander through the ‘Antique Vases’ door and find yourself in a small room that’s stacked full of very old looking vases. Which is not all that surprising, considering the sign on the door.
What is surprising however, is the source of the smashing sound. There’s a drunk goose in here in a bowler hat and a tie. He’s throwing bottles around and stumbling about, smashing all the vases and burping.
“Woah there friend!” you shout at him. “Be careful! Looks like you’re guilty of smashing up all these expensive old pieces of pottery.”
“I plead goose,” he sayx with a loud hiccup. “Geese gotta goose, if you know what I’m saying”.
♫ I Plead Goose ♫
Another James Goose banger. It’s short and catchy, like a small and efficient fishing rod.
The drunken goose makes a good case. Smashing up the vases does look pretty fun. Do you want to join in, or leave him to it?