“Winston Peters!” you confidently cry. “I’m not entirely sure who that is, but their name is the same as mine, without the ‘Benevolent’ part. Suggesting that they’re not benevolent themselves.”

“Well done!” the Portal shouts gleefully. “I shall close and keep the old bugger out forever. Benevolent Winston Peters, you have saved this world. For that, I shall bestow upon you a mighty boon.”

As soon as the Portal finishes speaking, you feel an incredible tingling all over your body. Then you feel yourself changing… growing… becoming more powerful. Thanks to the Portal’s magic, you have become…

MEGA EVOLVED BENEVOLENT WINSTON PETERS!

You have never felt so powerful. So strong! You are truly a hero, an awesome benevolent force. Look at your rippling muscles! Look at your tiny head! Bad guys everywhere begin trembling, for Mega Evolved Benevolent Winston Peters is here to smite you!

Here’s your new Character Sheet.

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