You picked Bazza!

Bazadurinarianorisolas, mighty and free,

With feathers of valor, they roam land and sea.

In battles fierce, their courage shines bright,

Their honk a rallying cry in the darkest of night.

Through trials they soar, undeterred by strife,

A legend in flight, the goose warrior's life.

“One day,” you think to yourself, “people other than my mum will sing that song. One day, I’ll be a famous goose warrior, just like my dad who disappeared when I was still an egg.”

After downing a quick draught of mead, tossing the empty bottle recklessly into your fireplace, you grab your trusty sword and begin your journey to the exciting sounding Inn of Rules.