You arrive at the Inn with a purposeful stride to find a fellow adventurer with a man bun, and a warrior with one sleeve mission from her shirt / armour having an argument.
“22 is the best age to be I tell you!” the warrior declares, folding her arms.
“Nay!” says the man. “The worldly wisdom of 39 is better, and it’s still very young in the scheme of things.”
The inn keeper, a jovial half-orc called Skullcrusher, notices you watching the argument.
“What’s this all about?” you ask him.
“Why, it’s a clumsy way of inserting a song into this scene!” he cries.
2239
What a total banger. The first Thee Golden Geese single. Not technically a rarity, but a total beaut. Enjoy!
“You still look confused,” the innkeeper says.
“Yes, maybe,” you reply. “Is this what the whole adventure is? Just a convoluted wild goose chase of an excuse to play some Golden Geese songs?”
The innkeeper laughs. He laughs long and loud, then says “Yes. Anyway, what can I get you? The only thing we currently have on the menu is The Rules.“