Onward. Onward you trudge, down an exceedingly long passageway. Your legs are aching and you’re tired. You suspect that a boss fight is imminent, but will you have the strength to vanquish whatever monster lies ahead?
You turn a corner, and find yourself in a cave with a pathway leading to an ominous looking door.
A weird looking creature with three arms and a beak stands before it. As you’ve probably guessed, it’s a goose themed NPC. He sees you and smiles, and waddles over to chat.
“G’day,” he says cheerfully. “I am the sacred goose monk guardian of the Chamber of Jeejeebeebe.”
“Never heard of it,” you say. You’re too tired for tact.
“It is the chamber of Jeejebeebe, the dark and evil lord of this place. Remember? The dark lord that was mentioned a couple of times right at the start of the adventure, and then not really mentioned again until now.”
“Right. Well, can you stand aside, so I can go and kill it, and be done with this place?”
He shakes his head, and sings a song.
♫ Not Tonight ♫
Thee Golden Geese are always honoured and pleasantly surprised by the fact that other bands are happy to share a bill with them. So often, the Geese will write a song for the bands they play with. This one was written for NT Honey, who are rad.
“Nice song,” you say after the goose monk has finished singing. “So what you’re saying is, I can’t progress to the end boss fight right now?”
“No, not tonight. You need to rest. Have a sleep here by the fire, on this straw mattress. I shall watch over you. And in the morning, you will awake refreshed and ready for the final challenge of this heinous place.”
“Alright then.”
You lay down on the bed next to the fire that you’ve only noticed just now and before long, drift off to sleep.
Which adventurer are you?